melissa: why exactly are you computing in your box0rs?
kevin: because i cant program at work without my pants on...

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sad but true :(
for whatever reason i do my best programming without pants... :/

So when I was in the bathroom just a few minutes ago, I thought up something sorta creepy.

Let’s say you spend about 10 minutes a day actually using the bathroom. Say two #1's and a #2 a day. That's a pretty fair assumption, eh? So that's what, about 3650 minutes a year? That's about 2.5 days out of the year sitting on the can. That doesn’t even include shower time. Say we tack on another 5min for a shower, and that's being reeeeal generous, that’s now 5475 min a year or just less than 4 days. FOUR DAYS IN TEH BATHROOM!@$# Almost sounds like an adventure....... :/

So with an eighty year life-span (pre-potty-training being taken into account of course) I'm thinking we spend about 203 days sitting on the can, and about 304 days just in the bathroom.. probably more!!@$ That’s like .. being in the bathroom from new years day to Halloween..

That’s one serious hangover :/